Thursday, October 31, 2013

Zipper Creature Reveals Self in Hesperia, Michigan

In today’s news a creature, appearing to be of the female gender was found wandering around inside of a house looking for food, in Hesperia, Michigan. The creature wears a zipper on its face and quietly roots through houses. This image, captured by a home security system shows the creature wearing some sort of clothing speaking of rebellion.
The days of the long feared zombie apocalypse have long since been gone, so officials are not certain what this creature is about.
Fear is common in the area as a local cemetery sexton recently discovered the open grave of one Martha B. Gone, whom passed away in 1910. The cemetery refuses to say if this is possible grave robbers, or the beginning of the rising of the dead.

Locals that have seen the creature close up report that the creature has a zipper on its face with clotted blood oozing out from the open zipper. Due to the Halloween Holiday, many people think it is just a practical joker, but that doesn’t explain the open grave of Martha B. Gone.

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